It's a big day for people not being gay. There's more people going back into the closet than there are lines on Gordon Ramsay's face today. First Olly Murs does all he can to make himself seem definitely gay, and now Taylor Lautner is at it.
Over Christmas, a copy of a People magazine dated 7th January was circulated around Twitter and that Facebook thing showing Lautner being "out & proud" and ready to "open up about his decision to finally come out."
Except, get this, the cover isn't a genuine People magazine cover, and is instead a fake. Forgive us while we hold a white handkerchief to our foreheads and compose ourselves.
Poor Lautner.
Anyway, the people at People have come forward and said that they had nothing to do with the cover and promptly washed their hands of the whole ordeal.
Like anyone would if they'd falsely claimed a major A-list movie star was gay on one of the biggest American magazines in publication.
So there we have it. Taylor Lautner isn't gay, okay?
But Craig Revel Horwood and Graham Norton still are, although it's early on in the day, it could all change.
In other news, both heterosexuality, bisexuality and homosexuality have completely deserted Robert Pattinson after utterly forgetting that he even existed, leaving him to reside with asexuality with a innersole and some lint.
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