African Bullfrog Plays Ant Crusher, With Splendid Results!

Imagine you have access to an African Bullfrog. Once you'd finished singing The Beatles' 'Hey Bulldog' at it, there's very little you can do with it away from feeding it and mopping up the mess it makes.

Right?

Wrong. See, one bright bulb decided to get his frog and make it play Ant Crusher (that's a game you get on phones, y'dozy widge! What have you been doing for the past year?). Of course, what unfurls is asking for trouble. As the kidz say, FAIL.

So, as you might expect, the frog toad thing gamely plays the app game and, if it was a cute creature, you'd be cooing about how adorable it all is.

Of course, it's a horrible slimy thing that looks like a Merman's ballbag.

Anyway, stick around to the end of the video.

Seriously, it's worth it. A frog owning dork gets vague comeuppance and how you'll titter at slight misfortune.

DO IT NOW.