Chris Brown Allowed Back To The Grammys Following His Fisting Incident With Rihanna

Bugger. A new year is nearly upon us which means award ceremonies will soon be in full swing. February will see Adele win every award she's nominated for at The Brits because quantity of sales rules over quality of music these days.

The Brit awards are so dull that the most mind shattering event to have ever happened was when Labour politician John Prescott got a bucket of ice water tipped over him. Imagine if he'd froze to death or got his suit ruined?

For real controversy, you can always count on America. Back in 2009, Rihanna and Chris Brown were scheduled to individually perform at the Grammys, the only ceremony in the world where people honour country & western music. Sadly for Rihanna, Chris Brown got a little excited about the evening ahead and started fist bumping her repeatedly in the face. But hey, that happened years ago and it seems the organisers of the Grammys have completely forgotten this.

It's hard to work out why anyone, apart from boxers, needs to use their fists for work purposes. Perhaps Chris Brown had convinced a record label executive that he should be allowed near a studio again, so he could record a poxy album for members of Team Breezy to go nuts over. At least it's refreshing to see the gap in the market left by Michael Jackson fans is being filled by a new brand of hardcore extremists.

Once again, it shows that the world of showbiz is a much more forgiving place than the grim world the majority of people live in. When the Grammys come, you'll see a large room that'll be full of people who've committed all sorts of illicit activities' from pro-sportsmen, actors and musicians. They'd still be applauded because they're famous. Stick them in a rough council estate in Hull and soon good old fashioned public justice would quickly deflate a lot of egos.

It seems that, despite Chris Brown's brutality rearranging somebody's face, this hasn't stopped him from being nominated for a number of awards. Just like all other artists in Brown's genre, we can assume that he sang about issues such as bling, bitches, fast cars and his mega sized crib. But not why he posted photos of his penis on the internet. We've been told he's up for:

"Best R&B album, best rap performance and best rap song."

Because Rihanna is either upsetting Irish farmers or releasing a new single every other hour, she's never been out of the world of music and has been nominated for best pop vocal album, album of the year amongst others. How's it going to work at the Grammys? After only receiving community service work, there were other stipulations placed upon him which ordered him to have:

"No contact with Rihanna, barring him from appearing in any venue as she, and effectively banning him from awards ceremonies at which she appeared."

But remember, Rihanna is all edgy and in your face. She'd change her middle name to danger if she could. Back in February she modified the restraining order so that:

"The two could be in the same room."

We can only expect small talk over at the fondue stand or more realistically, anger from Chris Brown when Rihanna takes the cocktail sausage from under his nose at the buffet. Let's hope the rumours that they're sexting each other again aren't true.