Ofcom Chides ITV For Flogging Tulisa’s Rank perfume (Gervais Can Say “Mong” As Much As He Pleases)

OfCom, the protector of modern decency and punisher of all who swear at Manuel from Fawlty Towers, have ruled that ITV were breaking the rules when they let Tulisa waggle her arm at the cameras.

And not in a Rebel Without a Cause, sexy, doing it with the lights on, leaving the lid off the margarine and swearing at the Pope kind of rule-breaking way, oh no.

They were breaking broadcasting rules, which are as old and fierce as time itself. Unless you're Ricky Gervais, and you want to insult disabled people, obviously.

Tulisa got in big trouble this October for her attempt at reinventing Cheryl Cole's now notorious "dickhead salute" in an even more irritating and fatuous manner, by doing a sort of half-sentient gurn at the camera whilst displaying her classy The Female Boss tattoo.

As well as being awkwardly worded and sounding like a low quality but potentially filthy spanking film, The Female Boss is the name of Tulisa's perfume, which we had a sniff of when we were doing our Christmas shopping, and can assure you smells like Glenn's vodka and a handful of Wham bars.

Tulisa, taking a break from glassing a child in the face while keying someone's Fiesta, gave far too much credit to the intelligence of The X Factor's audience:

"someone wouldn't go into a shop and buy my perfume just because they'd seen my tattoo"

They probably, would, Tulisa. They bought Canonball by Little Mix, didn't they?

Meanwhile, Ricky Gervais' joke about Susan Boyle being a "mong" is apparently totally fine and AOK and Ofcom thinks maybe you should just calm down about it, yeah? You see, Tulisa was flogging her rank odour pre-watershed, while Ricky Gervais waited until half 10 at night to insult people with Down's Syndrome and "therefore most viewers of the programme would have been expecting stronger and more challenging content."

Which leaves us to wonder, would we rather live in a world where Tulisa's perfume is pumped into the atmosphere 24/7, or where Ricky Gervais' comedy is considered 'challenging'?

It's a tough one to call.

This was a post by Becca Day-Preston who is really bloody amazing