Aah! Lindsay Lohan is the perfect hecklerspray celebrity. She takes one-step forward, or one step back, and she's in trouble. It doesn't matter where she is, or who she's with – she's always on the brink of being in some kind of bother.
Now, after a couple of years of jewel thievery, alleged assault, drug and drink problems and hanging around morgues, LiLo is back in trouble! HUZZAH! We should thank our stars she hasn't found God and become a giganto-bore.
So what's she done this time? Well, it involves a woman called Nubia Del Carmen Preza, a high performance sports vehicle and a whole lotta anguish. Splendid.
Nubia, who has (thus far) the best name of 2012, is suing Lohan, claiming that she was hit by the actress' car during an incident in September 2010.
Nubia Del Carmen Preza (sorry, we just love saying her name) alleges she was struck by the Mean Girl's Maserati while innocently walking through a West Hollywood intersection. Preza's lawsuit states she has suffered "disabling and serious personal injuries, pain, suffering and anguish" and that she is seeking damages for all her medical expenses and lost time at work.
Alas, Lindsay is refusing to comment on the case. Not that we've tried to contact her. We're assuming other people have.
Of course, this isn't the only vehicular trouble Lindsay is facing. In what is one of the oddest celebrity lawsuits, some idiot paparazzi photographer called Grigor Baylan is taking legal action against Lohan after he was run over by her car, even though the actress wasn't even driving it.
Apparently (and this is according to the photographer's lawyer, Neil Steiner, who is as trustworthy as any other human who decides what's morally right based completely on payment), Lohan is being targeted because her assistant was at the wheel and operating under her instruction.
It's great to have you back Lindsay. If you wouldn't mind getting hooked on really lousy, cheap drugs this year, that'd be perfect.
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