It's that time of the week where you'd usually be reading hecklerspray's look at the best that the whole wide internet has to offer. This week it's different. This week things are going to get real.
You see, at hecklerspray, we value your feedback. Given that 90% of the time "your feedback" is to aggressively wish death upon us, we've grown used to ignoring it and making snide remarks about your sexual profligacy while we hide in the bedsit, cocooned in our wrap-around Virtual Boy-style monitors.
That doesn't mean we don't care! That's why we're giving you the opportunity to change the way we do things. Do you want to see Webthump brought back from the dead to gnaw at your forgotten corpses with its sharpened teeth of internet funnies or do you want to see The Tumblr Trawler, the most recent incumbent, stay on in its stead.
The winner gets to become our regular Wednesday feature, winning the adoration and respect of every hecklerspray staff member and reader in the process while the loser will be cast down into the fiery pit of heckler Hell with the likes of 'Celebrity Astronime Domini', 'Creased or Folded?' & the long-forgotten 'Myspace Trawl'.
The tension is palpable, the consequences undeniable and this needless tension building is only serving to ramp up your fevered excitement at getting to click a button. Look at you. You're sweating. Calm down.
The choice is yours, dear reader. Change your shirt.
PLACE BETS NOW!
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