sábado, 21 de enero de 2012

Gary Glitter Is On His Computer Again, Causing Trouble And Upsetting Everyone

Remember when they hung Gary Glitter on Channel 4? That was nice wasn't it? Alas, for you pitchfork wielders, it was a work of fiction and Glitter is actually alive and well and causing trouble on twitter.

Apparently, the twitter account (not yet verified, so invariably a hoax) says that the disgraced glamster will be making a comeback on the road in 2012. That's if people don't storm the building and tear him limb-from-limb.

They'd want to do that after he was convicted of possessing child pornography (sentenced to four months) and then, after release, arrested in Vietnam for committing obscene acts with children (three years in the clink). However, all that's behind him now.

The tweets read that Glitter will be making his comeback…

"London, Bristol and Birminghm are all semi-confirmed for the tour at the end of the year. I'll confirm more info as it becomes certain… #GlitterTour will be a v small tour. Planned for 20 days in oct/sept later this year. I'll post dates/venues when they are confirmed… I am truly touched at the incredible response i've had over twitter in the past few hours.Thank you to all my fans."

And the response HAS been incredible. One look at the @ replies he's been getting and you'll be astonished at the levels of hatred he can provoke, simply by existing.

Of course, Chris Brown must be thrilled that Glitter has (possibly) arrived back on the scene because, in comparison, Breezy is a stale sandwich compared to the Leader Of The Gang.

Hitting a woman is pretty bad, but sticking your things in a minor is unspeakably dreadful!

Naturally, Glitter is 'saying' that this is all in the past and it is time to move on. Just forget about all that kid-fid stuff if you could and, y'know, pay money to me and I'll perform my songs.

That's right. Give money to a convicted paedophile. Jesus wept. Wouldn't like to be the person who does the PR for that particular comeback.

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