Oooh, you thought that you didn't give two hoots about Khloe Kardashian not being a purebreed Kardash didn't you? You figured that you didn't need to care about such a trivial story. Now look at you, since you heard about OJ Simpson.
See, there's been an issue surrounding Khloe's biological father and, whoever lands the gig, will invariably have some tidy money to make.
However, what happens if it's Mister Double Murderer-Cum-Armed-Robber-And-Kidnapper, O.J. Simpson? Well, that's a story and a half right? Oh, before we forget, OJ Simpson played some sport or other too where the gloves, presumably, fit him just grand. Just to clear that up.
So who is breaking such a story?
Why, if it isn't those marvellous swines over at the National Enquirer! Anyone who doesn't trust those guys needs to have a look at themselves, long and hard.
The Enquirer is the best!
Anyway, a source told the Enquirer this:
"O.J. told me Khloe's his child. It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss. And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived. O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends' wives."
Ooooh! They continued:
"He used to tell us way back – even before he and Nicole got divorced – that he had a love child with the wife of a wealthy family. But at the time of Khloe's birth, it would have been devastating for the news to come out that America's biggest sports hero had fathered a love child."
Look, we're not making this up.
And surely, SURELY, the National Enquirer wouldn't make something up like this. They don't really have a record for doing as such, do they?
Either way, this must be incredibly exciting news for Khloe Kardashian! Just imagine finding out your dad was OJ Simpson! All those anecdotes he'd have to share with you!
Splendid.
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