You can't fault Demi Moore's record. Some terrible, terrible films aside, some people forget that she put up with really, really Republican gunslinger Bruce Willis' penis for a considerable amount of time, before taking on Ashton Kutcher in his most elaborate "Punk'd" episode so far.
Fresh from divorcing the "Butterfly Effect", um, star (well, he was in it), our Demi's feeling a bit sleepy and has been admitted to hospital with exhaustion.
Moore, who has been in over 9 films since 2006 (so, 10), said through a psychic medium in third-person: "Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends."
Demi will be delighted to know this makes her hecklerspray fodder and we have no shame. We can only hope she pulls through to carry on playing Gloria Steinem in what is an inspired piece of casting, similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Kindergarten Cop" or Uma Thurman in "Batman and Robin".
Here's a thing: how much do you reckon Bruce Willis' appendage looks like him physically? We have weird dreams sometimes, and thinks it's something like Dr Evil and Mini Me but all too literally. Yippie-kye-ay.
All that aside, Demi is invariably going to hospital to die because, not only has she got the shame of having some of the most peculiar surgically enhanced breasts in the universe, but she's also got the trauma of being the only woman lame enough in the whole world who could have Ashton Kutcher cheat on her.
That's like losing a game of cards to an ailing goldfish. Seriously. Kutcher has no merit whatsoever, and yet, he had the temerity to stick his wang up someone else. On their wedding anniversary.
Anyway, best of luck, Demi.
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