And Now, Kim Kardashian Will Try To Convince You She Has A Soul

Hahaha! Aw, bless! Kim Kardashian is making a tall claim. A really, really tall one. So tall, it's a certifiable freak-show. Basically, she's trying to convince us all that she's got a soul. And with it, she's searched it. A lot.

That's right, the term, 'soul-searching' has been mentioned in the inevitable and orchestrated break-up between Kim K and thundering, hoof-footed ball tosser, Kris Humphries.

Basically, that's a lot of soul-searching over a 72-day marriage. The kind of soul-searching that saw the willfully stupid Kim going to the vapid, finance hungry Kardashian family for advice on what to do. It's like Wuthering Heights or something.

She said, without any trace of irony:

"I really did some soul-searching, and I needed that. I needed to just be with the family."

Presumably, the family reminded her that she never loved Kris Humphries and in fact, the whole reason she went through with this farce wedding was to make money and that, if you believe the reports, she made up to $18 million from it.

Basically, the advice would have been: 'Don't worry sweetie. It was only ever about money and prestige. Therefore, it's the most successful marriage you could've ever hoped for, right?'

BUT WAIT! WHAT'S THIS?

She told 'Live! With Kelly' host Kelly Ripa:

"If you really think about it, if [the marriage] was a business decision, and I really made all that money that everyone was claiming that we made off this wedding, and if the wedding was fake and just for TV.

"I'm a smart business woman. I would have stayed married longer. This was a bad business decision. If you really think about it, it doesn't make sense."

It's at this point, we'd speculate that the business deal fell down because the couple would need to have sex at some point, but that obviously isn't a problem for Kim 'Starred In A Presumably Self-Leaked Sex Tape With Brandy's Brother Ray J' Kardashian, is it?

She continued:

"It's been a hard couple of months. I really didn't think that following my heart would create this much backlash."

Quick! Someone call a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulance!