Ever wanted to smell like one of Marvel's finest? Of course you have. If you said you'd be a stinking liar. See what we did there? Stinking. It's a joke! A funny joke! Oh, shut up a second and we'll tell you how you can.
We've always longed for our lady friends to smell like Black Widow, and for our friends to smell like rejection, fear and Michael Fassbender: just like the X-Men.
The good people at Jads International, which sounds a lot like one of the stripping troupes that frequently visit the HS bedsit (Nads International) are bringing you a range of aftershaves that are themed around the main characters from the upcoming, and not at all Marvel's last chance-saloon, The Avengers.
Taking inspiration from Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk (?!), Loki and Nick Fury, they hope to emulate the smells that maketh the man, so for Iron Man we're presuming it's a mix of sweat and WD40.
There's the general BS of what ingredients have gone into them; notes of sandalwood with hints of lime, for instance, but we don't think you're going to admit to wear SMASH!, the fragrance inspired by The Incredible Hulk. You do want to get your end away don't you?
You can buy Patriot (Captain America, duh), Mark VII (Iron Man), SMASH! (Incredible Hulk), Worthy (Thor), Mischief (Loki) and Infinity Formula (Nick Fury) from the Jads International website for much, much more money than they're probably worth.
If smelling like a sweaty superhero isn't your thing, then Jads also supplement a Star Trek inspired range of smells. Imagine how awesome everyone would think you were if you went into the office smelling like Sulu.
There's also some perfumes for the ladies, but we're still waiting for a She-Hulk and Dazzler inspired scent.
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