Whitney Houston has had a GIGANTIC amount of MONSTROUSLY LARGE hits. That one off the Bodyguard where she looks like she's defecating in a forest for the key-change in the video. That one where she had a blonde perm. It's Not Right, But It's Okay.
Of course, there's that one where she said that she believed that children were our future and that, should we teach them well, we could probably let them lead the way.
Well, it seems Whitney has been getting financial advice from a 6-year-old as her squillions of dollars have all but vanished from her purse, leaving her hilariously begging people for money. Crack eh? Easy punchline, but more pertinently, a Whitney Houston ruiner.
When Whitters is not getting thrown out of gigs by Prince, she seems to have been ingesting so much crack that she's managed to make herself poor.
Properly poor. Poorer than Toni Braxton's three-hundred-or-so bankruptcy claims.
Radar Online report that a source close to the singer has lost her fortune. They revealed, presumably for money which they ultimately won't give to the struggling Houston:
"Whitney's fortune is gone."
"Music industry heavy hitters are supporting her and her label is fronting her cash against her next album, but no one knows when that will be released."
It's like Brewster's Millions isn't it? Seriously. If you need to spend $300m in 30 days, simply lend it all to Whitney Houston and it'll be gone in half-an-hour.
The source added:
"She might be homeless if not for people saving her. She is broke as a joke. She called someone to ask for $100."
Gah. Imagine. Ponytailed music execs all circling round Whitney with subs to lend, brandishing their members at her while the greatest love of all turns into a potential puke-kkake fest.
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