Kerry Katona V Brian McFadden: Round 6 Of The Most Tedious Celebrity Spat In History

You know what's great about parents? The fact that, as soon as they produce a child, they somehow become immediately wise. They have a deeper insight into the world around them. They appreciate the nuances of life and…

…who we tryintah kid here? Most parents are gulping twerps.

One such ball-brain is Kerry Katona who has decided to have a go at her ex-husband Brian McFadden (formerly of Westlife, creator of this date-rape abomination which we'll never stop sharing). Granted, it's not odd that exes would spar, but for the sake of her children and to show what a good role-model she is, Katona has decided to attack McFadz in the press so everyone can see how ugly their relationship is.

Of course, we only have to look at their faces to know how ugly their relationship was, but beauty is only skin-deep. Ugliness has a root like a mouldy verruca.

So what's she blarting on about now? Well, instead of ringing McFadden up to see what the craic is, she's decided to spill her pungent guts to a glossy magazine about it all.

Apparently, he couldn't be less interested in the two children they had together. While Katona was talking about her plans for Christmas (no free Iceland prawn rings this year for you!), she spat:

"One person I'm not expecting to hear from this Christmas is Brian McFadden,"

"He hardly pays for his kids, he rarely rings his kids and I hope he feels guilty because my four babies are so beautiful, intelligent, funny and amazing and he doesn't seem to be interested in either Molly or Lilly."

We eagerly await McFadden's equally grown-up response to Kerry, probably delivered via his twitter account. It's the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the year...