Lady Gaga is the ideal woman for… well… most gay men in the world. Apart from those who think she's cynically milking the gay purse for all it's worth. Of course, there are straight people and lesbians who fancy her as well, but all that doesn't matter.
Bad news for you guys.
See, it appears that GaGa has sidestepped the whole, tired 'Hur hur, she's got a penis' rumours to 'Hur hur, she's riding someone else's penis' now as she was spotted on a romantic stroll with a Vampire Diaries star. Presumably, they were both wearing crab-claw shoes and sporting hats made from tumble-dryer drums. Just to avoid being conspicuous you understand.
So who is this fanged hunk? Well, it's the one and only (no, not Chesney Hawkes) Taylor Kinney. Wait. Weren't they a punky girlband who were really great in the late 90s?
Probably not.
Either way, GaGa, with her underpants made from cobwebs and a bra made out of wistful memories, was spotted tottering around like a parrot on a perch with Kinney in California at Christmas. Christmas in Cali must be rubbish. All that frost and snow killing the man-planted palm trees. Awful.
Naturally, Queen Ga' has been linked to The Vampire Diaries star before (some unimportant time in summer) after he played her love interest in the music video for her single You And I. Remember? Us neither.
AND NOW! Whoa. Wait 'til you hear this… they were spotted walking with their arms wrapped affectionately around each other. Entwined. AND walking. At. The. Same. Time. Amazing. Those crab shoes will have certainly helped them to walk sideways as they refused to rip their glare from each other's crying-with-emotion eyeballs.
This is surely the greatest love-story ever told.
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