Wannabe Funeral Director and collector of used plasters Angelina Jolie, has revealed that she dreads the day one of her 87 children asks to be excused from the family's global travels, insisting she will break down in tears when it happens.
It seems Jolie and husband Brad Pitt, pride themselves on their nomadic lifestyle, settling for a few weeks at a time wherever their work takes them.
What's that we hear you crying stupidly loudly? CHILDREN NEED ROUTINE! A STABLE ENVIRONMENT AND CONSISTENCY! What the hell do you know?
However, you may be correct as even Jolie knows that one day her children will want to live in one place and she can't bear the thought of leaving one behind.
That's right. SHE'D STILL BUGGER OFF ON HER ADVENTURES, WITHOUT OR WITHOUT THE FREE THINKING INGRATE.
She stopped doodling in blood on her wedding dress long enough to say:
"Right now they love it. If we're in the same place for two months they wanna know why we're not getting on an airplane. They really love to travel….Beacuse they're such a big travelling pack….it's not one child moving around the world and missing friends, there's so many of them they have constant play dates and are always together…
"But I'm sure they're gonna say: 'Mum, let me stay home' and when that happens I'm gonna cry…I don't want to settle, I love travelling, but we'll see.
We're sure they're going to say:
"HOLY FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC MUM!, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH UNCLE JAMES???"
She joked:
"They'll probably end up living all around the world and my old age will be Brad and I travelling, trying to visit all our grandchildren in random countries."
Brad was not available for comment, except to say that Jennifer Aniston is boring.
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