Creased or Christmas? Hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

This week's Creased or Folded is FESTIVELY called Creased or Christmas. This week, things that are bad are creased (as usual) and things that are folded are Christmas. It's really that simple.

Christmas

• Massive Surcharges are going and Michael O'Leary is said to have spat out his breakfast smoothie of liquidised Euros.
• Rare Clouds! It's not difficult to see the good people at Volkswagen scrabbling around their desks for a pen when they see these.
• The Daily Mail – This is both the best and worst story you'll ever read. It comes from the future… obviously.
• The BT Ads – They're going away! Hi-diddle-hi-hi. Good news all round!
• Christmas – Have a good one, yeah?

Creased

• Piers Morgan's face, demeanour and attitude towards other people in the world.
• Christmas – Have a crap one, okay? If you celebrate something else at this time of year then enjoy that instead. You can't have both. Greedy.

There's no more bad news. It's almost Christmas, for Christ's sake (geddit?) (sorry).