Holly Valance, who remarkably is only 28, has announced to the world, while pimping herself at a promotional event while dressed as a cave-girl, that she's gone and got herself engaged to a millionaire.
Presumably, we're all supposed to be crestfallen at this news like we all still fancy her or something, despite the fact that, if it wasn't for Strictly Come Dancing, we probably would've forgotten she existed.
Anyway, thanks to getting off with a millionaire, the proposal wasn't a Half Price Jewellers half-sov while on one-knee in a Wetherspoons. It was fire-based.
Holly, clearly not in the market for someone interesting, has gone for the cash with her millionaire property developer boyfriend Nick, after he took her to a secluded beach to propose.
Secluded beaches, of course, where sexual assaults probably take place too, which is amazingly romantic.
Nick whisked (with a whisk) the former Neighbours star to the Maldives for a last-minute Christmas break on Wednesday. While he was there, he got down on one knee in the sand and behind him was a flaming fire sign that said 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?'
Of course, ever the needy-for-attention showoff, Holly said yes, but not before she posted a photograph of the proposal on twitter.
HOW SPONTANEOUS!
She said:
'And I said YES!!! Happiest day of my life!!!!! Xxxx'
Of course, thanks to being in some tropical idyll, the flames ensured that any loving, tender moments were ruined by the attraction of a variety of fist-sized moths and poisonous zzzming bugs all charging mandible first into the lights, invariably scorching their insect fuzz on the inferno proposal, smelling just like a burned arse.
How very, very lovely.
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