Donald Trump is a man of many talents; he pioneered the modern day comb over, he discovered that President Obama was actually a Senegalese street cleaner called Babacar Ousamane, causing him to resign from the Presidency and is rumoured to have been the man who killed Kim Jong-il, with a Chuck Norris style roundhouse.
But now, 'The Donald,' as he is known, has made his most audacious claim yet, he (and he alone) is personally responsible for the meteoric rise to fame of the 21st Century musical behemoth, Lady Gaga.
That's right, if it wasn't for Donald Trump the world would never have been subjected to the second coming of Madonna.
Top man Trump, stated that it was his choice to have Gaga perform during the 2008 Miss Universe pageant. The resulting performance that she put on got tongues wagging, with people all over the world reportedly not talking about the pageant because they were too busy wondering who that entertainer was.
Naturally there was no mention of the fact that Gaga's inaugural performance came just after the crucial Miss Universe Wank Threshold. After which it's assumed that any and all viewers have finally reached their climax and so they'd better wheel out the performing monkey to distract them and give them a little bit of time to recover.
America's answer to Lord Sugar wasn't done there though.
Now that he's successfully managed to convince everyone that he brought us Gaga, instead of simply being a bit gaga, Trump has begun work on his next outlandish claim.
Rumours have been circling Stateside that Trump is planning to claim that he is in fact the man in the moon, having acquired the advertising rights after a hostile takeover of NASA that took place just before they had to scrap the space shuttle program.
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