Hey! Celebrities! What are you giving us plebs for Christmas? No. We don't want individual gifts from you. That would be stupid. We want something though because, if you didn't know, Lady GaGa has got us all something.
Yeah. You heard, you tight-fisted, mean-spirited scrooges. You have all that money and time, and what? You're doing nothing? You know that niggling doubt in your mind? That one that tell you everyone hates you? That one that says you're transparent and talentless? We know. We're holding it against you from now.
And all because Lady GaGa could be BOTHERED to get everyone a present while you sat there lording it up like you mean something to someone. What? What's she getting us? Well…
While it may result in the equivalent of a lump of nuts in a football sock, it's the thought that counts. See, GaGa is giving everyone a free download for the festives.
An unreleased track no less.
She's going to record the song on her tour bus and the track will be available on Christmas Day to say thank you to everyone for turning her into a preposterously wealthy human being.
Those lumps in her shoulders don't buy themselves, y'know?
She tweeted:
"Been racking my brain on what to get Little Monsters for Christmas!! I finally figured it out!!
"On Christmas Day I will leak to you an unreleased Song off Born This Way! It was recorded live, in one take, on the tour bus. Uncensored."
It'll be a swearfest then, right?
If it isn't, can we have a receipt so we can swap the leaked track for something else? We never said we would be wholly grateful for the present.
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