We've seen Scarlett Johansson's boobs and bum after some clever-dick managed to breach her internet security and show the world her wares, or rather, the way she gives the people she's boning and lob-on.
And for the most part, jealous woman spat 'Well, they weren't THAT good'.
But there's more to Scarlett than all that. She's brave. She refused to wear make-up in We Bought a Zoo, whatever the fresh shit that is! However, when she's at home, she ain't no slob. You won't find her eating Variety Packs straight from the box in her stained tracksuit pants watching Cheaters. No way.
Talking to some idiots who asked some dumb question, she said:
"I always like to put a little bit of makeup on."
"I'm not the kind of person that just slops around in sweatpants. I like to feel a little more together—you never know who you're going to see out there!"
Sean Penn maybe? You gotta look half-decent if you're going to hump his back like a randy poodle on a cushion, right?
"My absolute must-have is a really rich and vibrant red lipstick."
"I always keep red lipstick in my bag because I never know when I might show up to an event and be completely underdressed. I feel like red lipstick is the cure-all for everything."
Apart from the faux-outrage at leaked nude photographs, natch. Not only does she like red lippy, but she likes smearing honey all over her face like she's some kind of mad bear.
Heard of a honey facial?
"I use Manuka honey. You just warm your face so that your pores are open (you can steam your face right after getting out of the shower), and then you just take a spoon and apply the honey directly to your face and leave it for 10 to 15 minutes."
"It really adds an amazing glow and your skin is so soft afterwards. It pulls out the impurities."
Please, dear hecklerspray reader, if you're stupid enough to try and spread honey all over your face, please send us a photograph of yourself during the procedure.
Hopefully someone with throw a pillow's worth of feathers at you too.
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