jueves, 29 de diciembre de 2011

Will Smith Is An Egomaniac Anti-Christ Don’t You Know?

Think about Will Smith in your piddling mind. Go on. Try. What are you thinking? That he seems like an inoffensively nice bloke. The kind of chap you could take home to mama and everything would be AOK?

WRONG! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? THE MAN IS CLEARLY A MONSTER!

How so? Well, you may have seen recently, that the cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air go back together for a nice reunion. One person wasn't there. That person is Janet Hubert and she wants you all to know the truth about Will Smith and what a massive jerk he is. Honest. He's nearly as bad as Lucifer himself. No, it's nothing to do with his pop-rap career which blossomed with a WIKKIWILDWILDWEST.

Janet played the original Vivian Banks in the Fresh Prince, before getting fired for getting pregnant. Great work patriarchy. She spat to coffin chasers TMZ:

"There will never be a reunion as I will never do anything with an asshole like Will Smith."

"He is still an egomaniac and has not grown up."

It seems that former co-stars Tatyana Ali, Karyn Parsons, Alfonso Riberio and James Avery don't think Will Smith is a massive demonic bozo. And who are we to believe? James Avery isn't only Dad Phil in Fresh Prince, but he's also the voice of Shredder in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Surely we all side with him?

Either was, Hubert still blames Smith for her 1993 mid-series departure from the show.

"This constant reunion will never ever happen in my lifetime unless there is an apology. He doesn't know the word."

Smith has before spoken about all this, once saying:

"She's mad now but she's been mad all along. She said once, 'I've been in the business for 10 years and this snotty-nosed punk comes along and gets a show.' No matter what, to her I'm just the AntiChrist."

So there you have it. Will Smith. As evil as a box of goat hooves.

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