viernes, 9 de diciembre de 2011

Axl Rose Is Totally Going To Spoil It For Everyone At Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Thingummy

That Axl Rose is a nice, reasonable, not completely batpiss mental fella isn't he? No, you might think that all the business with bullying the behatted Slash was all a bit much, but really, wouldn't you pick on a berk from Stoke who looked like that?

Course you would.

Naturally, what with Axl being absolutely misunderstood, former Guns N' Roses members aren't looking forward to the group's induction at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They think kitten Axl is going to spoil it all in some way.

Steven Adler, who used to mindless thwack the drumkit in GNR is most concerned about Axl's antics and that the cornrowed shrieker may let his grudge ruin their Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame induction.

Adler spoke to Rolling Stone, saying:

'You figure that time could heal all wounds, but some people just really hold a crazy grudge'

'The real shame about the ending of Guns N' Roses, when I got kicked out, wasn't just that I got kicked out, but Slash and Axl stopped working together. They are the Keith Richards and the Mick Jagger! For 20 years, because of some stupid grudge, which I guarantee you that neither of them could even tell you what it was.

'I just had lunch with Slash. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn't created because of some stupid grudge.'

Of course, Axl wouldn't accept that he hasn't done a damn decent thing since he stopped playing nice with Slash (matter of fact, he didn't really do much while WITH Slash, apart from about 4 seconds of Welcome To The Jungle), and will no doubt appear at the Hall Of Fame show to play some dross from Chinese Democracy, still under the firm belief that it's some of the best music ever, ever created.

Adler is hoping for a reunion of the classic line-up… all together now…

FAT FUGGIN' CHANCE!

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