Creased or Folded? Hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

Your weekly round up of the news with more swearing and less sense of purpose.

Creased = Bad. Folded = Good. Sometimes clarification is the spice of life.

Folded

• Donald Glover – *blissfully ignores Pitchfork's review*
• All I Want For Christmas Is… Err – Mariah Carey is http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-16073499.
• Hurricane Bawbag – The best named hurricane since Ophelia, the Southern Belle. Of course, it wasn't a real hurricane. It's called hyperbole, folks.
• Twitter's Redesign – Isn't it wonderful?!

Creased

• Twitter's Redesign – Isn't it total shit?! We don't actually know, we haven't seen it yet.
• Virginia Tech – What's wrong with that place?
• Toy Wars - Pedantry abounds on The Guardian.
• Who Is The Girl On The Schools Crossing Sign? – Who gives a flying monkey's anus?