Even Though You’re Ugly, Don’t Date Kelly Rowland

Remember when Kelly Rowland didn't have that nose and those boobs? And all that new hair too. She's a transformed woman! As a result, she's got herself a moderately successful solo career and some TV work.

Alas, everyone was absolutely convinced that she was drunk all the time. Y'all. Y'ally, y'all y'all.

And so, now she's happy with the way she looks and got herself a healthy bank account, she's a dream woman to date, right? Not that any of you pig-ugly berks stand a chance… but you can dream. NO YOU CAN'T. That's because, and this is from the Destiny's Horse's mouth, she's not an easy woman to date.

You won't believe this, but the wealthy, successful, lived-in-a-bubble for over a decade superstar has revealed that she is often too bossy and demanding and can put men off with her overpowering nature.

That's a massive shock right? We all thought she was really down to Earth. Honestly we did.

Speaking to The Mirror:

"The desire to be in control and decide everything myself as much as possible gets in the way."

"The fact that I can act a little bossy has ruined quite a few dates. I choose the restaurant, I open the door myself, sometimes I'll even pay the bill. I really have to learn to let a man be a gentleman.

"That's probably one of the reasons why I'm single. I get in the way of myself when it comes to men."

Wait. Sometimes she pays the bill? She should ALWAYS pay the bill, not least because she's helped to further the career of David effing Guetta.

She may be single but that doesn't mean that the Destiny's Child star is celibate. She admitted that she currently has the best of both friends, with a 'special friend' that she likes to get a bit jiggy with every now and again.

She added:

"I'm actually single but, you know, you have your little things on the side. There's nobody I'm dating but I have a special friend."

Ah yes. Kelly's booty calls that she's so determined to tell everyone about all the stinking time.  One has to assume that this is different to any other woman in a similar situation in Kelly's mind. That's because she's gaspingly deluded. It's kinda fun to watch, right?

Let us hope that she ends up going a bit more mental in the coming months.