If you haven't heard of rapper Drake, firstly, well done. Secondly, if you're wondering what he's like, then imagine a depressed divorcee listlessly cooing at a microwave meal for one, and you're somewhere close.
Basically, Drake is the Michael Bolton of hip hop. He's so lame that chocolate fireguards pity him, and we all know how useless they are.
Yet, somehow, Drake has amassed a number of fans. One of them has done something more ridiculously dim that even Drake himself would have to crack a smile. A very worried, OH MY SWEET JESUS ON CRUTCHES, IS THAT A MASSIVE TATTOO ON YOUR FACE?, smile. Wanna see? Course you do.
Some dimwit in LA has decided to have 'DRAKE' inked onto her forehead in the biggest, stupidest font that could possibly fit on her brain-devoid head.
The fan entered Kevin Campbell's tattoo shop (Will Rise, if you're interested) with her head and eyebrows already shaved, ready for her tribute to a rapper who is about as sensitive an a Christmas party for eczema sufferers.
The tattooist used to reside in the 'Crip' area of Harbour City so would be more used to doing things a bit more meaningful or dangerous. Alas, there was an idiot stood before him and he's got bills to pay.
He asked the girl three times whether she was sure she wanted the terrible tattoo and explained the consequences of having a giant tattoo on her face.
"After that, the bad decision is on them"
When finding out it wasn't a 'gang thing', tattooist Campbell found it pretty hilarious, commenting:
"I guess I feel bad that this dumbass got the name of the softest motherfucker in hip-hop tattooed on her forehead."
Drake has announced a UK tour for March and April next year. The dates are:
Shut up you idiot, everywhere.
Here's the photo of the tattoo.
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