Why I think the euro is going to last for a good while yet

There seem to be lots of people out there who think the euro is about to collapse. They talk about Greece or Italy leaving or of Germany leaving or the creation of 'hard' and 'soft' euro zones. I beg to differ.

Let me explain. There is one thing that people in the Anglosphere often fail to understand: euro-federalists are euro-fanatics. They (the euro-fanatics) seriously believe that should the European Union fail or take a step backwards or even stutter, then Europe would more or less instantly be plunged into war.

Now, us sceptics might ask why it was that there was no war between 1945 and the founding of the European Community (1958, if I recall correctly) or why, if a European Community was all that was needed to preserve the peace up to 1992, it was necessary to create the European Union, but we would be wasting our breath. This is not something that has anything to do with logic or reason. Euro-fanaticism pretty much took over where religion left off.

When push comes to shove nothing else matters. So, when Germany's politicians are given a choice between the breakup of the euro and a Weimar-style hyperinflation fueled by the European Central Bank printing press, they'll choose the hyperinflation. Inflation at 20%, 200% or 2000%? It won't matter: they'll do it.

And that is the choice they will be given. The PIIGS: Greece, Portugal, Ireland, Spain and Italy are bust. They cannot pay their bills. In itself this would not be a problem. As far as the European project is concerned these countries are expendable. France, however, is not. France is absolutely central to the project. After all, without France there would be no one to go to war with. French banks have lent enormous sums to the PIIGS. If the PIIGS go bust (possibly only even one of them) France's banks go bust. Now you and I might think "serves 'em right" or "well, that's how capitalism creates wealth: by weeding out loss-making enterprises" but that's not how the euro-fanatics think. They are no less wedded to the theory of 'too big to fail' than Hank Paulson - the US Treasury Secretary who bailed out US banks in 2008. So, France's banks will be bailed out. But France can't afford to do this. So, it will have to print money. But France can't print money. So, it will have to get the eurozone to do it instead. Enter the ECB. Enter hyperinflation.

The good news is that hyperinflations can't go on forever. At some point Europe's hyperinflation will end but it will end in different countries at different times. The different times will dictate that there will, in the end, be a euro breakup, but the hyperinflation will happen first. We just have to hope that the breakup of the euro and possibly even the EU doesn't trigger the very war it was designed to prevent.