As well you know, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have around 3,000 children thanks to their penchant for plundering impoverished countries and adopting like they're Joseph Kony or something.
Of course, Brangelina don't make their children fight or anything like that, but there's clearly a problem with having such a large brood.
One of the children, Pax Jolie-Pitt (no, us neither) was most animated this weekend when the family went out to eat the mysterious meal called 'brunch' in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
The 8-year-old boy (we had to clarify the sex of the child because 'Pax' is no help to anyone) was strolling through N'Orleans with all his family when he was spotted breaking into a sudden dance.
Pax, wearing an expensive black shirt and 'a pair of jeans' leapt into various animated gestures as he led the way, followed by his mother & co.
Of course, this may seem like perfectly normal, erratic behaviour of a child horsing around while out-and-about, but it isn't. Only an idiot would look at this and not see the clear and distressing signals.
It is clear that Pax is so swamped by the size of his family and the celebrity that surrounds it, that he's constantly vying for attention, which the presumably massively selfish superstar parents can't meet the demand.
You've seen that episode of the Simpsons when the dog and cat walk past on balls like circus tricksters? That's exactly what's going on here.
Can't you see? It's all incredibly worrying.
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