OH MY OMG! We can barely contain our gawping tedium at the news that the first footage from the final instalment of the Twilight saga has debuted online! It has Robert Pattinson in saying the least romantic thing in the world in it!
However, this film is all about Bella who is played by Kristen Stewart.
In this stupid installment, Bella becomes a vampire, which of course, means she gets the chance to do something that all actors aspire to do – stare menacingly at a deer. Click over to watch the trailer.
Bella coverts into full vampire form (sadly, nothing like Elvira or Vampira, more Avril Lavigne*) following her marriage to Robert Pattinson's Edward Cullen in last year's penultimate film.
This film is the conclusion of the supernatural chastity franchise, which means of course, Robert Pattinson is now going to try and prove himself as a serious, adult actor while Kristen will wisely peddle the same fantasy rubbish forever, earning a nice little penny, especially when Tim Burton hires her for something 'kooky'.
In the trailer, we'll see the Cullens with red eyeballs and Edward holding the love of his life's hand and saying the most beautiful, romantic phrase in the history of everything, ever:
"We're the same temperature now"
Oh! How we all long for someone to say something as wonderful and thoughtful as that to us!
The movie will, once again, co-star Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene and Dakota Fanning. Cinema staff will be exhausted and angry when the film opens worldwide on November 16th.
Here's the stupid video.
*Who has fangs as it is.
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