We've all seen the ALLEGED Tulisa sextape by now, haven't we? If you have she's ALLEGEDLY not very good at blow-jobs. And she ALLEGEDLY likes hitting herself on her ALLEGED forehead with a penis.
Anyway, it's all gone a bit mental and injunctions have been taken out, Dappy has said it was definitely her in the video and that it was bandmate Fazer who had his widger on show.
So what does Fazer have to say about it? Well, in a baffling missive, Fazer has vented on twitter in such a manner that he may well have been typing with his cockie.
In reply to a tweet from his former N-Dubz bandmate Dappy, which appeared to point a long, thin penis at him, he replied:
'I'm not commenting on s***!! Rice and peace mate!!!'
He then added… and seriously, if anyone can make head or tit of this, do write in…
'Oh yeah!! one more thing i would NEVER snake any1 around me!! real recognise i real and i dont see you!!! haters nank yourselves!!!'
Real recognise I real indeed!
Of course, this was all in reply to Dappy's now deleted tweet which we reported yesterday, which read:
'JUST SO EVERY 1 KNOWS, ME AND FAZER HAVE F…ED MANY B.TCHES 2 GETHER, SO I AM CLEARLY STATING THAT THE D..K IN T'S ALLEGED SEX TAPE IS FAZERS.'
Meanwhile, Dappy's ex-girlfriend Kaye Vassell, stated that Dappy's account had probably been hacked (*coughbullshitcough*) saying:
'He Has Defo Been Hacked LOL. Or He's Just Tryna F**k up His Own Cousin and Friends S**t. #LostIt.
'U Guys Need More Of a Sex Life if Your Still Stuck on The Sex Tape Subject. Seriously.'
Meanwhile, since then, Dappy has tweeted, displaying an obvious love for the beauty of the English language:
'The ones who know the least about u,,,r always the ones that R quick 2 Judge Youuuu ..Narrow Minded Norbits loll. Never let a relationship get 2 da point where u start acting in a way u WOULDN'T HAVE in the beginning. I Learn from my mistakes. RealS**t.'
Would anyone honestly mind if any of these people died in their sleep tonight?
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