Kim Kardashian was ATTACKED on a RED CARPET with a flour BOMB leaving the SEX TAPE superstar humiliated at the launch of her of perfume. Obviously, it is THOROUGHLY hilarious.
An unidentified ASIAN woman lobbed the cookery powder GRENADE at Kardashian's head and, to be honest, we don't honestly care why. That's because throwing flour bombs at the prissy people is always a gigantic hoot.
What is WORSE for Kim is that, despite all the press attention, we've still failed to mention the name of the perfume she was promoting. Shall we look at the VIDEO when someone flours a Kardashian? If you want, you can imagine it is an ATTACK with ANTHRAX.
Kim arrived at the event wearing clothes which probably cost more than a month's rent for you. And, within seconds of stepping out, she went from 'a person wearing some clothes' to a person 'wearing clothes with flour on them'.
In what must of been an utterly HARROWING moment, Kim was whisked off to a PRIVATE ROOM where someone brushed the completely harmless SUBSTANCE our of her hair.
When the FRACAS was over, the ASSAILANT was ARRESTED by police who were missing a series of more important crimes elsewhere.
It appears that, in America, you can get arrested for throwing flour at a useless celebrity but avoid the long arm of the law for shooting a completely innocent, unarmed black teenager.
Kim said of the ORDEAL:
"That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that's a whole lot of translucent powder right there."
Kim's little sister Khloe immediately took to her Twitter account to express both her outrage:
"I'm proud of how Kim handled the situation… I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn't have dared tried a thing…"
Yeeeaah. Khloe Kardashian is a terrifying prospect isn't she? Built like piss, with all the combative skills of mist. Anyway, here's the video of someone… probably from PETA… chucking flour at a no-mark.
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