Sir Elton John Is Pregnant

Amazing news! Sir Elton John is planning to have another baby, apparently! That's right, the bitch is back and he's pregnant with his second child. Of course, his partner David Furnish has had something to do with it.

When Elton gives birth, it'll be a delightful sibling for 14-month-old son Zachary.

We do worry about Elton John's wee-way though. How does one go about squeezing a child out of your little wang? With him being a celebrity, he'll probably have a C-section won't he? How terribly fashionable.

A source says:

"The wheels are in motion. David and Elton have never hidden their desire to extend their family, and believe the time is right for another child. By the end of this year, or the beginning of next year, there will be a fourth member of the John-Furnish clan"

"They are incredibly excited and loving every minute of parenthood."

The team of nannies and carers meanwhile, are exhausted and hating every minute of Elton John's parenthood.

When Elton and David had their first baby, Furnish gushed:

"For many years we have talked about fulfilling one of our greatest wishes by becoming parents. And now this wish has been granted to us, we feel so blessed and lucky"

However, this next child sees strange semen admin.

"For the time being we don't have a clue who the biological father is."

Crivens! The slag!