Rihanna. She likes sex. We geddit. She really, really likes sex. Talking about sex. She likes that too. And having sex. In a bed. With no clothes on. And getting her boobies out.
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
Say it over and over out loud, and soon the word loses all meaning and breaks down, sounding like suh-eh-ck-ss or some other utter nonsense. However, that doesn't stop Rihanna from ramming her sexual self down everyone's throats until only the simple and pimpled remain caring. And now, we have some pictures of Rihanna with very few clothes on indeed… and y'know something? We're really quite bored now.
Naturally, these pictures are probably really old and dedicated masturbators have seen them before, but seeing as Def Jam just shared them with the world, why shouldn't we?
Basically, what we've got here is some vaguely racy shots that would've once made you do somersaults with arousal, but now, will have all the familiarity of staring into your own navel and trying not to cry.
And worse still, is that rumours abound that RiRi is having sex and something of a relationship with Ashton Kutcher.
That's right – the slackjawed dimwit who nearly killed Demi Moore with his wandering wedding anniversary penis is now reportedly dry-humping Rihanna.
Frankly, they deserve each other.
You don't care about any of this though. You want to see breasts, no matter how bored you suspect you'll be of them. Here we go then.
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