Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, looks like a massive lunatic from where we're sat. And we're in no position to judge. That's how wretchedly awful he seems. And he's saying that LiLo should forget the judge, because it's God who will want to kick her ass.
Michael wants to make sure she's made things right with God, or else!
Of course, the neat thing here is that God doesn't exist, meaning that Lindsay can sin and sin and sin, which is great for plebs like us who like to write about her and suppress our sexual feelings toward her.
Fresh off the back of a skydiving pornstar saying he'd humped one up Lindsay's firey hole while Papa Lohan slept upstairs, Michael is now fresh from rehab and has clearly been told that the voices in his head aren't a sign of complete and utter madness, but rather, God Himself chattering away in there.
This has lead Mickey Lo thinking that his daughter has bigger problems to face than the Los Angeles legal system.
Michael said:
"People can make things right with a judge but that doesn't mean they can make it right with God."
"God is the ultimate judge, and he judges us based upon what he sees and knows – not man! I think we all know that all too well. For those who don't, I feel sorry for them."
Imagine! Imagine a world where Michael Lohan feels sorry for people! That'd be the same world where Michael Lohan is more than happy to make a buttload of cash at his daughter's expense and inaccurately tell the press that Lindsay's probably smoking crack, when in actual fact, she was having her veneers replaced.
Honestly.
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