You remember Octomom right? She's the woman who gave birth to FOURTEEN octopus babies. Calamarvelous! Of course, being such a gigantic freak show, the world's press pounded her door day and night for a piece of the action.
All the while, mucky pups inundated her with requests to get the chance to photograph her while she was in the nude.
Octopus Woman swore she'd never disrobe for cash… but then the bills started to pile up. And so, now, desperate for money, she's got her kit off and decided to show the world the body that spat out little tentacle babies!
Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless and the house she owns will be sold at an auction Thursday. She needs a new watery abode for her pale, sucker-armed brood and stat!
And so, to get the cash needed, she's decided to show her wares for Closer magazine. Which is remarkable seeing as she isn't that famous in Europe compared to the mental perverts in America.
And Nadya bagged $10,000 for the shoot. If Closer are reading, all of Team Spreezy are willing to pose nude for that amount of money? Call us.
And Nudey Saltyman is being very up front about posing in the nip:
"I'm doing [it] because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I'm still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices."
Of course, baby octopuses aren't cheap to feed. As well you know, they gorge on small crabs, fish and turtles, catching their prey with their long, horrible arms before biting shit up with their nauseating underwater beaks, paralysing their victims with nerve poison.
And to think, Vivid Entertainment offered her a $1,000,000 contract to shoot a load of bongo films. Blecch!
Anyway, if you'd like to see a woman who fired octopus babies out of her wotsit in a state of nakedness, you need to click these differently coloured letters.
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