Donald Trump Jr Slices Elephant Up To Compensate For Small Penis

Shocking, shocking news! The spoiled son of an already dislikeable multi-millionaire has gone to a foreign land and done something that most people will find rather unpleasant. Is this what we've become? A world of wealthy people acting like berks? Bring on the Trumps.

As well you know, Donald Trump is an unsavoury claptrap with a fondness for demanding to see black people's birth certificates, as well as having a haircut that is combed all the way up the spine from long, wiry anus hair.

With that in mind, chances are that his son was always going to grow into being just like his pappy – notably, a grating pillock. And he's not letting us down, going to Africa and killing an elephant for a laugh. And yes, WE HAVE A PICTURE OF IT.

Donald Trump's sons have pose triumphantly with the mutilated corpses of various animals in Africa and, naturally, this isn't going down well with the animal rights groups.

They're calling the Trumps "pitiful" bloodthirsty morons. And yet, not one of them has sniggered at their highly amusing surname.

Jack Carone from In Defense of Animals told TMZ (who prefer to hunt humans than animals):

"Would any intelligent person feel moved to murder a magnificent elephant, then further insult and desecrate by hacking off his or her tail as an additional gesture of dominance?"

"Privilege has clearly not bought them the sensitivity or wisdom to view the world as anything but their personal playground, including the imagined entitlement to end the lives of sensitive and social animals for mere amusement."

"This is truly a pitiful testimony to their lack of character and compassion, at the ultimate expense of their innocent fellow Earthlings."

Earthlings?! Are we to assume that In Defense Of Animals is run by Kang and Kodos? If so, they've done far worse things than lop the tail off an elephant they've killed-up!

Oh, the Trumps killed a crocodile, kudu, civet cat and waterbuck as well.

And as we all know, the worst thing about dead animals is the endless curries and sandwiches you have to make with them after the big day.

What were we saying? What side are we on? Oh, we're past caring now. We're all playing Draw Something on our phones now.