Lindsay Lohan isn't as much fun as she used to be. Remember when she was constantly full of drink and drugs, having sex with everyone, stealing jewels and getting accused of assault and battery? Those were good days.
Sadly, she seems to have straightened herself out… BUT WAIT!
See, LiLo has been doing her community service, hauling her speckled self around a morgue! Ostensibly, Judge Stephanie Sautner wants her to fix herself by warping her mind with dead bodies. Get the feeling that we'll be seeing good ol' Insane Lohan again in the future?
In a bid to mend the broken insides of Lindsay Lohan, the law has required her to complete 12 morgue visits and 4 psychotherapy sessions by Tuesday's court hearing. That's more dead body contact than psychiatric help. How wonderful!
While at the morgue, Lohan has been a model employee, which clearly means that she's falling in love with all the stiffs.
After tomorrow's hearing, Lindsay will be at the halfway mark of her probation, which means that she'll have to complete ANOTHER 12 morgue visits and 4 therapy classes.
She's going to be barking mad by the time the law is done with her.
And the best thing is, should she mess up, she'll find herself being sent to prison for 270 days, which will absolutely erode whatever semblance of human is left in there.
She doesn't stand a chance does she?
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