Oblig. New Year Message

You were hoping for some kind of dreary round-up of 2011, which presumes you can't remember everything that happened in the year you just lived in?

Don't be a pampered, lazy, ridiculous swine. Instead, go and binge drink, get arrested on NYE and spend the first days of 2012 in a cell, riddled with shame and puking up into your velcro shoes. See you there.