Z-Shaped, Tasteless Losers Rejoice At New Material From Suede!

Remember Suede? That's right. They were a vaguely noisy band with an obsession with Bowie and women's blouses. They were at the forefront of Britpop and, for the most part, Britpop was rubbish. So thanks for that.

Apparently, they'll be making a comeback. Just great.

Of course, there's a plethora of middle-aged men with pink faces who are just as thrilled as their velvet blazer wearing girlfriends who will be pleased about the return of one of the most average bands in existence! Dust down your Doc Martens now! Start brushing off your best Indie Nightclubs Of The 90s anecdotes now!

The band are going to release a new DVD Box Set of their comeback performance at the Royal Albert Hall on 24th March, a show that was described by Brett Anderson "The best gig ever."

Or, if you prefer, 'the gig I can remember best because I my head was completely inserted into my colon throughout the 90s.'

This new limited edition boxset (limited to THOUSANDS of copies, of course) contains a DVD of the entire concert featuring twenty-one dreadful, pompous, overblown songs about nothing, as well as thrilling backstage footage (Toilets! Dressing rooms! Team prayer! All in black and white no doubt!) and two audio CDs of the show and a grotty 48 page book.

There'll also be specially written individual notes by all five band members and photos documenting the event.

This all signals the intent for Suede to make a comeback, just so fans can hear the most dreaded words on the nostalgia circuit: "This one's from our new album…"

Apparently, Anderson says that, if the new material isn't amazing, they won't release it… not that this ever stopped them in the past.

Excuse us. We've got 8 litres of snakebite to puke up.