Chris Brown To Much Of A Wimp To Fight A WWE Wrestler?

Shall we stop and consider the feelings for Chris Brown for a second? Poor Chris, even though the person he repeatedly punched in the face has forgiven him, the world can't move on. But why's everyone being so stubborn about the issue? Is everyone just being a dick?

Violence is not good in a situation and just causes more harm. But when it's domestic abuse, things change dramatically. And it turns out that people aren't cool with the idea of a man hitting a woman. Consequently Chris Brown hasn't really received major seals of approval. Apart from Team Breezy of course, but their opinions don't count.

Sending tweets to Chris Brown's Twitter account won't change anything and actually get him to apologise about the whole Rihanna incident. A few people and domestic abuse charities have spoken out against him. However, someone wants to genuinely teach Brown a lesson. Is it anyone rough and tough? Nope, just a scripted wrestler called CM Punk.

In the UK, our scripted TV shows are trash central with The Only Way Is Essex, Geordie Shore and Desperate Scousewives all commanding audience ratings. In America, one phenomenon that's been in existence for decades has been the WWE, formally the WWF before the pandas got angry. See? Wrestlers can't even beat pandas up! Wimps.

Anyway, each week, thousands of men and roughly eight women, gather in appalling sounding places like 'The Jolly Ranchers Experience Minnesota Arena' to watch men grapple and roll around each other in oil.

Compared to the early nineties, the WWE as we know it today, is painfully scripted with just as much storyline placed out of the squared ring than inside it. However, it looks like one character called CM Punk wants to break the fourth wall and become more realistic. Because he's a human with a conscience, he wasn't best pleased with the actions of Chris Brown.

However, it looks like the entire argument between them was started by accident on Twitter. We've got no idea about what he said, though this video from Mr CM Punk explains it all and shows him offering to give Chris Brown a hiding.

Good on him:

As expected, the grammatically correct Chris Brown responded to the video in his own dipshit fashion via Twitter:

"the video u just posted was cute! It's so funny how defensive u are"

Banging his keyboard with Muppet hands, he added:

"And the fact that I really don't know who you are and could give a shit is the funny part! I really hope this 15 minutes of fame is paying you for the long run becuz music last forever! Wrestlers come and go according to ratings!"

He also addressed his moronic followers, aka Team Breezy and told them the following.

"just so teambreezy knows… I'm never "ANGRY" when I speak my mind on Twitter! They want me to be mad! That's the difference! love."

That's true. He only gets angry when interviewed about the whole messy incident, as one Good Morning America found out when he decided to smash up some stuff after they asked about punching a woman. They wouldn't ask him about his music (it is gash after all).

If a fight between CM Punk and Chris Brown happened, we definitely wouldn't illegally stream it off the internet. We'd be referee!