In a bid to show the world he's a changed man, Chris Brown is keen to show us all just how much he's grown after beating up Rihanna in a car 3 years ago. All that help he's got with his anger issues has now totally gone.
Well.
That's if you don't include his spat with Good Morning America where he tried to throw furniture through a window… and that time he shouted "F*** YOU!" at everyone in the world… and the time he got involved in a row with a WWE wrestler… and now, the allegation that he went beserk at a woman, snatched her iPhone from her and promptly stole it. Other than that, he's as calm as a sleeping barnacle.
According to numerous reports, Breezy has gone nutso at a woman called Christal Spann. Before we continue, we should take a moment to bask in the glory of Christal Spann's glorious, glorious name.
Anyway, it has been alleged that Brown stole Christal Spann's phone outside a nightclub in Miami, with the young woman filing a police report against the hit-maker and girl-assaulter, in which she accused Brown of "robbery by snatching" which, of course, will go down well with his parole officer, should he be found guilty.
Not that this will all go away with a cheeky out-of-court payment or two.
Probably.
A rep for the Miami Beach PD has said that Spann followed Chris and rapper Tyga out of the Cameo nightclub in the early hours of Sunday morning (19th February) and took a picture of Breezy on her iPhone as he got into his Bentley. Then, it is claimed:
"Chris flipped out when he saw her camera phone– then grabbed it through the car window, saying, "Bitch, you ain't going to put that on no website."
The police report then states that the singer proceeded to roll up his car window and drive off with Spann's phone.
So there you go. There world's greatest charisma-hole continues his way around our lives, forever defended by the outrageous, gasping dunderheads that make up Team Breezy.
Well done to all involved.
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