Like those girls who take pictures of themselves in bikinis, tweet them and say "Oh, I feel so fat!" and those that peddle a line of cod-loneliness in a bid to appear attractively quirky, Megan Fox needs some compliments because she doesn't feel pretty.
Isn't that a terrible shame? Don't you just want to rush up to her and tell her she's the most beautiful thing you ever did see?
If you do, well done, you're part of the problem.
See, despite being told constantly that she's fit by a variety of men and women, Megan Fox needs more. She needs retrospective gorgeousness as well.
This has seen her confessing to everyone that she didn't felt pretty when she was younger. Just like everyone who was once young and didn't know how to process their own thoughts and such, riddling themselves with hang-ups.
Megan Fox – who just happens to be the face of Giorgio Armani's beauty, fragrance and skincare campaigns – admits she had an "abrasive" personality and didn't rate her looks during her teen years.
She told MIAMI magazine, whoever the crap they are:
"I was never the pretty girl. [As a teenager] I was abrasive and obnoxious and felt like a loner."
OH. MY. GEE. Can you believe that? All the other kids at her school who were obviously really 'together' and 'confident' must be stunned that someone could have once been young AND self-loathing.
And one of the reasons Megan was dislikeable was her hobbies. Apparently, she enjoyed the unpopular hobby of archaeology.
"I would love to go on a dig. Come on! You don't think everything that's learned is released to the public, do you?"
It seems Fox is aiming to coin-it-in on the whole Geekgasm Dollar, which sadly for her, usually resides in talking about comic books, holding video game controllers over your boobs on Tumblr and pretending you liked StarGate or something.
Sort it out, dipshit. Oh, and don't mention that whole 'Jew' thing that upset Spielberg so much.
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