You may have seen them (probably not in fairness) indulging in a rollercoaster relationship on-screen in Glee, but it appears that Lea Michele and Cory Monteith have taken their romance off-screen.
And it is sickening in ways you won't believe.
Most couples get together over drinks or a romantic meal. However, this ghoulish pair are indulging in practices that would make the Illuminati puke. Read on to hear of one of the most disturbing celebrity stories, ever!
On Valentine's Day, the pair were seen out having a romantic meal together in a restaurant in Los Angeles.
However, aside from slowly turning food over in their mouths and spitting it out under the table when no-one was looking, so they didn't have to actually take in any calories, and drinking thimbles of weak wine, the duo did something so appalling that swift, direct retribution is needed.
It seems that the new thing in Hollywood, is to scoop the eyes out of a dog's skull, pop them on kebab skewers and hold them in someone's face.
A fellow diner told Life & Style magazine: '
'They were into each other all night. She was very happy, flirting and touching Cory a lot. He just stared at her with puppy-dog eyes."
Vile. Absolutely vile.
To continue the dog-theme, one onlooker even noted that Cory went onto 'affectionately feed Lea some spaghetti at one point in the evening' like the pooches from Lady And The Tramp. This is clearly a cruel taunt aimed at the dog who ended up with its poor eye on sticks as part of some barbaric romance.
Oh, and the 2012 Glee Tour has been called-off for some reason.
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