Even though she's apparently holed-up in some rehab or other, whacked off laughing gas and a potential eating disorder, that doesn't mean Demi Moore hasn't got the time to be a raving, controlling lunatic as well.
See, even though she wasn't ever going to attend any Oscar parties this year, that didn't stop her from reportedly banning Cameron Diaz from Madonna's annual Oscars soiree.
And why on Earth would she want to ban Cameron Diaz from a party she's not attending? Well, ladies and gentleladies, it is all based around jealousy.
Raging in bed like some kind of modern-day Regan MacNeil, vomiting and cursing everywhere, Demi is not pleased with Diaz because it was reported somewhere that she was flirting with Ashton Kutcher at the Golden Globes in January.
That'd be Kutcher who slowly slid his long, thin penis into a young woman on the night of his wedding anniversary to Moore, leading to their split.
Apparently, Madge's party is co-hosted with Demi and despite a cheery stint in a treatment facility meaning that she wouldn't be revelling with the revels, she called in a favour from Madonna.
An insider says:
"Demi was instrumental in the guest list and told Madonna that there was no way in hell Cameron should be allowed over the threshold"
"As a result she has been blackballed, and security informed not to let her in under any circumstance."
That'd be Cameron Diaz, not invited to one party, but still incredibly famous enough to be able to attend other equally exclusive parties and not lie in a bed, swearing at the Oscars coverage or being cheated on by one of Hollywood's most vapid stars.
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