Kim Kardashian is a very private girl, remember? She doesn't like to share too much of her private life unless it's the day of her wedding or the rest of her life through her twitter account and reality TV programme.
Other than that, she's a very secretive, private girl.
And now, she's sending pictures of herself out online in a state of undress, without any makeup on and invariably fishing for compliments like those girls who pose in their bra, tweet it, and sigh "I'm so fat" or "I'm feeling pretty ugly today guys", only to be flooded with fished-for compliments from sad men and kindly, envious women. Anyway, shall we get on with looking at the picture?
As well you know, Kim K isn't best known for portraying herself as a natural beauty. We suspect that she doesn't leave the house without applying trowelfuls of makeup onto her, which leads us to think that her head may actually be roughly the same size as an woodlouse's fist.
Well, she's gone and tweeted a picture of herself, just as God intended (provided of course, you believe that there is a) A God and b) There's a God that could feasibly 'intend' the Kardashian family on us) in a bid to make saps coo about how pretty she is without all that slap and clothes on.
Not needy and calculating at all.
The star tweeted the photo with the caption:
"Sweatpants hair tie chillin with no make up on."
Its at this point you realise that you've been hoodwinked and that 'naked' actually means 'devoid of a lot of beauty products'.
Sorry. That's what us gossip-rags do. We word things in a titillating way in a bid to make you read us because, ironically enough, we're a thousand times needier than all the Kardashian family put together.
Apologies for that.
No hay comentarios:
Publicar un comentario