Robert Pattinson And Christina Ricci ‘Naked Most Of The Time’

What do you do when you have absolutely no faith in your own abilities or the films you star in? Why, you throw as much nudity at it as humanly possible! And that's exactly what's happening with Christina Ricci and Robert Pattinson in their new film, Bel Ami.

This, of course, is a two-pronged attack – Ricci will appeal to thirtysomethings who are under the belief that they fancy someone 'a bit different' while Pattinson is a banker for those wanting to milk the piggybanks of tweens who are just discovering their own genitals.

Basically, this film may fail in the box office, but it'll flood Tumblr with a million well-lit naked .gifs. That's how we measure success now, right?

So what's the deal?

Well, Ricci has revealed that her co-star in Bel Ami, Robert Patterson is "naked most of the time".

"You get to see a lot of Rob in the movie. Twi-hards? Is that what they're called? Yeah, they will be happy; he's naked most of the time."

You can almost hear the gunk-floods bursting out of teenager's rooms as we speak, can't you? The insurance claims are going to be a nightmare.

There's also corks popping in various city-centre apartments as Ricci is happy to talk about how nude she is.

"I was pretty relaxed about the nudity. I'm pretty happy with who I am now; that comes with age, as you know your body.

"Like most women, I have bad days, but I try to eat healthily and work out, and that's what it's about."

Of course, the film won't feature nearly as much nudity as hyped and will leave fans of naked humans wanting or hovering over the pause button, screengrabbing as many shots as possible from illegal streams.

That's how you sell lousy films though folks. You've been warned.