Kourtney Kardashian Is Having A Girl Because It Was Either That Or A Boy

There are some stories, so mediocre and unexceptional that they make us wonder why we chose to continue living in a world that causes us so much pain on a daily basis.  This is one of them.

Reality star and possible eater of souls, Kourtney Kardashian has revealed to the uninterested public that she's having one of those babies which definitely doesn't have a penis and which will one day be able to produce more talentless K Klan members. Or ' a girl' if you like.

As there are already seventeen thousand women in the Kardashian family, there really is no need to burden the world with any more but selfish Kourtney seems to be happy about this and we don't appear to have any say in the matter.

Still, we get to chose the name and keeping up the 'K' tradition we've decided to call the little darling Kevin.

The 32 year old, who already has a son with younger boyfriend Scott Disick says she and her partner both feel blessed.

Kourtney told E! News:

'We feel so blessed to be having a little girl Kevin and to be able to share this experience with Mason.'

Being two, we feel Mason may not give a rat's ass and quite rightly so. Earlier this month an insider told America's Life & Style:

'Kourtney was hoping for a girl.'

'She loves having a boy but thinks having  a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.'

Disick previously told the magazine:

'A girl Kevin would be a fantastic addition to our family.'

Not satisfied with unleashing this awful news upon us, Kourtney then decided to tell us all via Twitter that she has a cold! Oh for the love of GOD. She blames her stupid, sperm producing boyfriend for this:

'Who is passing around sick germs in the fam like it ain't no thang? @KhloeKardashian & I are sick & now @KylieJenner. @ScottDisick is the ONE!'

But don't worry, she battled through by watching a film based on an up and coming porn star which isn't her sister.

'OMG I'm on day 3. It's horrible. At least Boogie Nights is on.'

Half-sister Kylie Jenner also piped up:

'Don't feel good. One gets sick. We all get sick'

Yes. We ALL get nauseous. Every stinking last one of us. Kevin doesn't stand a chance does she?