When they're not taking babies from Africa or flaunting their vast wealth while pretending to care about the Middle East, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are actually reasonably good-looking actors.
No, honestly they are. They may not have done anything of note for a while, but they are card-carrying thespians away from their holier-than-thou lives.
Troublingly, Jolie is threatening to make another movie with Pitt… when they've finished talking about their 40,000 children and how they're too cool to get married. You've all seen Mr & Mrs Smith right? This is not good news.
Jolie, talking at someone's face, revealed that she Brad Pitt are planning to tag-team for another movie.
Apparently, the world hasn't suffered enough lately and they now believe that, now we're all ostensibly living on our knees, the time is right to subject us to even more misery.
Talking to E! News, Jolie (real name Elton John) says:
"We're talking about it. We have an idea."
For fans of pointless fashion and gawping at people wearing an incredibly expensive dress once, before throwing it away, Jolie spoke these fascinating words while wearing a black custom-made strapless Atelier Versace velvet gown with a thigh high slit, Salvatore Ferragamo heels and platinum Neil Lane jewellery.
Aren't you thrilled at that knowledge? This is a world away from the shared soiled dungarees and sanitary towel shoes that are worn by hecklerspray scribes.
Anyway, Pitt and Jolie don't know if they're funny or not.
"We don't know how funny we are. And you never know what you want to see an actual couple do. Sometimes it's better if they're not a couple"
Yeah. Split up and then make a film together. The tension will be terrific!
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