Tonight is the 2012 Brit Awards. The show has come a long, long way from its stuffy, humble beginnings and is now very much part of the social calendar like the Baftas and Oscars and all that other backslapping junk.
We're obviously very, very excited. No. Honestly we are.
And so, to celebrate this auspicious occasion, we'll be sat at home, grumbling about everything on twitter. Not like the swine tottering around on their hind legs who actually attend the show. We're not bitter. Not one bit. And seeing as we'll be on twitter, Team Spreezyists Mof Gimmers and Sophie Hall got together and created a TwitterBritsBingo to help you keep an eye on key phrases that'll be uttered tonight by those who are Kind Of A Big Deal In Social Media (aka Not Famous At All).
Of course, with any event like this, everyone will be chucking in their tuppence in a bid to make themselves heard among the chattering tweetists, each trying to out-funny each other.
That's the kind of thing we do, and we're deplorable human beings. If we had a sense of shame, we'd stop. Run while you have the chance.
If you're determined to try and prove your chops as a funny, witty, insightful person online tonight, then you may as well have our Twitter Bingo card.
Click on the image to make it bigger and mark off each comment when you see someone tweet something from the hecklerspray Brits Bingo card.
Hell, print it out if you want and actually play along and drink a yard of Glen's vodka everytime you get one. Cry house and then just plain ol' cry when you've filled the board with your bingo dabber.
No hay comentarios:
Publicar un comentario