Kris Humphries To Expose Kardashian Klan

It was incredibly shocking and downright upsetting to find out that Kim Kardashian did things just to make money and further her presence in the tabloids. We thought she was the real-deal until her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries.

That moment was, without question, our generation's JFK moment. Grief-stricken callers flooded our hastily set-up helpline and the clergy held crisis talks, thinking that they'd backed the wrong horse when they stood-by straight marriage in the face of all those long-standing gay relationships.

It was a troubling time. And it really is about to get worse as the innocent victim in all of this – poor, dumbass Kris 'ball chucker' Humphries – is about to blow the whole Kardashian Klan to pieces!

Before the 72-day marriage scandal, Kim K was a veritable saint. She allowed us into a very real and honest look at her (and her family) life through her brilliant, nakedly truthful documentary series 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'.

However, the awful, wretched news is that it might all be an absolute crock and Kimmy Kim Kim's life is going to be exposed in a massive way by Kris Humphries! SAY IT ISN'T SO!

The NBA (numbskull ball arouser) star has filed an annulment because he didn't much like being used as a prop in the Kardashian TV show. Now he's claiming fraud and he's making sure everything that surrounds the divorce is public and televised.

Apparently:

"Kim's freaking out."

A close friend, adds:

"She has no interest in dragging out the divorce or having it play out on TV. Believe it or not, she's a private person."

It appears that Humphries, who has petitioned his Minnesota-licensed attorney to practice in the state of California, is out for revenge. It isn't about money. He's a pro-athlete. He's got LOADS of money. No. He wants to expose the Kardashians.

A close friend of Kris' (although, not close enough to keep their damn mouth shut) says:

"All of her dirty laundry will be aired, and there's a lot to air. Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That's her top priority! Everything will come out in court – even their sex life."

In fairness, this could be brilliantly messy, with both camps coming out of this looking like complete berks. Perfect really.