Gerard Butler and his nose have 'returned home and is in good health' following his visit to rehab, where he was apparently getting treatment for substance abuse issues… not that anyone actually knew he'd gone to rehab.
Or even vaguely cared for that matter.
Being a celeb, he didn't go to any old rehab. He went to the most famous one - the Betty Ford Clinic in California. Apparently, he became overly reliant on perscription drugs, which, if we're being honest, is the lamest addiction you can have. Heroin is fine, but medicine? That's wimpish! It's like getting hooked on Rennie!
Gerard's rep, Rupert Fowler said:
"Gerard has completed a successful course of treatment and has returned home in good health. We will not be making any further comment at this time."
He then didn't add:
"Tixilix is a terrible and tastily addictive thing."
Not mucking about, Butler was straight back on it, attending the Weinstein Company (who?) pre-Oscars party on Saturday, just one day after his release.
He then attended the Vanity Fair Oscar party because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him.
Thankfully for Butler, stints in rehab are good PR because, as well you know, a stint in a treatment facility gives the vague impression of danger (addiction to something) as well as a wholesome ideal (willing to get help and redeem oneself into a better person).
So bully for him… the big, soft shite.
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